Player Profiles

 
NAME:    Barry Woodsford
 
NICKNAME:  Baz, Bazzil, Gazzil Grush, The Brie, Cillit Bang
 
PLAYING POSITION:  11,12,14,15
 
YEARS AT OLNEY:  Since under 15's (2 Seasons injured)
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:  Playing in any winning team at olney, playing in the same team as plums, voted joint gayest on tour 2006 for the cowboy outfit.
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:  Almost everything in SA, being chased by a hooker with a dildo on tour with the colts.
 
SPORTING HERO:  Alain Prost, Keith Plummer, Lloyd Warn
 
BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY:  The Shirts, the baths and the rest
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:  Amsterdam, Prague, Cape Town, St.Petersburg
 
SECRET CRUSH:  The MILFs down at GV
NAME:                                           SCOTT FILLER 
   Fuller
NICKNAME:                                    FULLER 
PLAYING POSITION:                      11,12,14,15
STARTED PLAYING RUGBY:          1991   
YEARS AT OLNEY RFC:                  4
PREVIOUS CLUBS:                         AMPTHILL,BIGGLESWADE & BEDFORDSHIRE TIGERS

SPORTING ACHIEVEMENTS:-   -EAST MIDLANDS U16,U17,U18 (2001-2003)
                                                -BEDFORDSHIRE COUNTY U13,U14,U15
                                                -SARACENS ACADEMY 1999-2001
                                                -WINNING THE NATIONAL 10'S FOR BEDFORDSHIRE IN COMMONWEALTH GAMES STADIUM
                                                -TOURING SOUTH AFRICA 2001 (WON 5 OUT OF 6), AUS & NZ 2003(WON 6 OUT OF 7)
                                                -WINNING SCOTTISH AMICABLE FINAL IN TWICKENHAM (BY TOSS OF A COIN AFTER E.T!!)
                                                -PLAYING FOR BIGGLESWADE U16 RANKED FIRST IN THE COUNTRY!!
                                                -WINNING LEWIS SHIELD AT FRANKLIN GARDENS 2006!!

BEST COMEDY MOMENT:                     ROSS KEENAN'S DUMMIE KICK AGAINST BUCKINGHAM 1'S ON 1-12-2007

SPORTING HERO:                    MATT KING (FORMER TEAM MATE)-PARALYSED AT THE AGE OF 17
                                                WHILST PLAYING FOR LONDON BRONCOS.SINCE BECOMING COMPLETELY
                                                PARALYSED HE HAS SET RECORDS FOR QUADRAPLEGIC SKIING, HAS
                                                COMPLETED THE GT NORTH RUN & NY MARATHON IN HIS CHAIR, HE HAS
                                                ALSO ACHIEVED A FIRST CLASS IN LAW AND IN HIS SPARE TIME HE
                                                COACHES YOUTH RUGBY AT HIS FORMER CLUB. A TRUE HERO!!!

BEST THINGS ABOUT OLNEY RFC:            PLAYING RUGBY IN PINK!!! TEBBY'S EXCLUSIVE RANGE OF KIT!!

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:                       DURBAN-S.A, LAKE TAUPO-N.Z
 
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NAME:    Sarah Larner
 
NICKNAME:  Munchkin, Larne
 
PLAYING POSITION:  Number 7
 
YEARS AT OLNEY:  2-ish
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:  Receiving Player's Player of the Season 2005-6
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:  Trying to catch the ball and it landing on my head instead
 
SPORTING HERO:  John Gadd (Old Gloucester player & fab flanker)
 
BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY:  The people, the beer & the rubber ducks in the bath. Who needs anything more!
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:  Kenya
 
SECRET CRUSH:  Only one man for me and that's Ash  (Ed: AAAhhhh but No fun Munchy!!)
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NAME:    Terri Denham
 
NICKNAME:  Wiggy, Wiggster, Wiggmiester, Wiggs, Wiggfield you get the drift...
 
PLAYING POSITION:  Second Row
 
YEARS AT OLNEY:  6 months
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:  England basketball trials when i was 16, and nearly getting a scholarship from a NBWA scout.
 
every game with the pink ladies...
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:  There's been so many, far too many to mention... playing musical chairs at the xmas do and scrapping with Davey over the last chair.... getting my foot stuck in a stool... but by far the best comedy moment has got to be seeing Tim in a pink dressing gown, (which he still claims is Hellie's) when he came to tell us off for making too much noise at half 4 in the morning...
 
SPORTING HERO:  Helon Melon and Tanya
 
BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY:  one word... everything
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:  Newquay... or Boston, USA
 
SECRET CRUSH:  Now that would be telling....

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 Honky

NAME:           Stuart Howkins

 

NICKNAMES:        Honkey

 

PLAYING POSITION:       Back Row

 

YEARS AT OLNEY:          Life

 

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:          Winning the Mens Pancake Race

 

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:           Tour to Margate 2002 (that’s is all I am willing to say)

 

SPORTING HERO:               Daley Thompson and Bryan Robson

 

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: All the different characters : Father Pat, RaRa, I Longmire, P Golding, Gavin Gracie, Les Cook, Mark Grady, B whitehead, Chink, S.G.W

 

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:          Isle of Wight

 

SECRET CRUSH:           Sarah Beeney / Keeley Hazel 

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 Stuart Lawrence

NAME:                        Stuart Lawrence            

 

NICKNAMES:                     Stubok

 

PLAYING POSITION:             6, 7 or 8 if really needed

 

YEARS AT OLNEY:             5 Years (though probably injured for 3 :o)

 

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:

 

BUSA Rugby Winner 2000 (Exeter)

RORC Fastnet race 1999

December Player of the month – totally stoked!

 

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:

 

Where do I start…

Pdiddy’s chip and chase and the bare arsing he got for it in training last week. Macca’s ‘We’re all locals boys’ speech – The comedy genius!

Working out in the gym, or gay bar as it is known. Always good for a laugh.

 

SPORTING HERO:

 

Joel Stranski – 95 world cup winning drop kick

AJ Venter – Awesome back row hero!

Olney’s very own Honky – He must eat Duracell for breakfast

 

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC:

 

Excellent bunch of people!

 

Cerise & French Grey - yeah baby!

 

Oh and Joe’s baths – keep up the great work Joe!

 

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:

 

Breckenridge Colorado. Incredible powder, endless runs, and a good night out.

 

Cape Town. What an awesome city! Great vino too!

 

J9 - M1

 

SECRET CRUSH:

 

Hmmm, there are a couple of feisty pink ladies out there, but that would be telling, and a gentleman never tells.
 

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 Ross Stewart
NAME:         Ross Stewart

  

NICKNAMES:        Rossco

 

PLAYING POSITION:        Back row/fly half

  

YEARS AT OLNEY:        2 

 

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:    Hole in one Mowsebery golf course 2002, Hole 5 par 3

First team appearance for Bedford in the record defeat to Richmond  

  

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:       Dowsett's throwing in followed by Smudge's kicking  

 

SPORTING HERO:        Dean Richards / Michael Jordan
 

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC:    The flags of the world Match balls

  

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:             Byron Bay Austraila

  

SECRET CRUSH:          (He won't say - I think Davey)

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NAME: Paul Dowsett

  

NICKNAMES: PD, Pdiddy, Tango, Dowse, Pigmy

 

PLAYING POSITION: Prop

  

YEARS AT OLNEY: 20 years

  

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: County 2nd Row

  

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Lloydy hooking for me when 4th team captain

  

SPORTING HERO: Macca,  Brian Moore 

  

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Joes baths

 

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Bathers / Goozey

  

SECRET CRUSH: Joan Keech

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 Smudge

NAME: Dave Smith

  

NICKNAMES: Smudge, Shcoles, Ginger Flash

 

PLAYING POSITION: Fly Half, Centre, Fullback 

 

YEARS AT OLNEY: 11

  

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: 1st Team Captain / East Mids

  

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Every game with Macca

  

SPORTING HERO: Chappy the highest scoring blindman in world rugby 

 

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Joes baths

  

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Anywhere I don’t get burnt

  

SECRET CRUSH: Whoever O.C is seeing 

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 George Stanton

NAME: George Stanton

 

NICKNAMES: G - Unit

  

PLAYING POSITION: Prop

  

YEARS AT OLNEY: 7

  

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Colt of the year 2004/2005, Club Blazer, East Mids U21s 

  

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Naked Skittles, Naked Bar and The Sniper on the Hill

  

SPORTING HERO: Jason Leonard 

  

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Joes baths

  

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Hunstanton / Wisbech

  

SECRET CRUSH: Me 

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NAME:   Kath Hardwick
Kath's Fronge
NICKNAMES:  Hardon, Curly Kath, Captain Kath, Hard-pr*ck

PLAYING POSITION:   Inside Centre

YEARS AT OLNEY:   10
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:    Winning the national cup final, beating London Welsh in a superb revenge match.  Also high on my list is beating Cherry at scrabble - once....
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:      Hacker's stubble burning about 6 years ago. It was the horrific and hilarious rolled into one, and I'll never forget the smell. On the pitch, Kirsty Duncan always provides good comedy bundling into one fight or another...and Davey is good comedy with her attempts to fight!
 
SPORTING HERO:    Martin Johnson, Freddie Flintoff and Jo Rathbone pre-pregnancy (rock hard on the pitch and a real feisty laydeeeee!)
 
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC:    The huge support that our ladies team get, the unexpected moments of random comedy, and the big radox bath after a cold muddy game...blissful
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:    Skeggy, on rugby tour. The smell of the chip fat, the lights of the pier, what's not to love?

SECRET CRUSH:      Harry. He's such a cutie (despite his foul mouth)!!

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NAME:     Gavin Fogg

 

NICKNAMES:     Foggy 

 

PLAYING POSITION:    12 out and possibly 6

  

YEARS AT OLNEY:    3 1/2

 

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:    like wine getting better with age yet to happen

  

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:    run around town, Southend tour

 

SPORTING HERO:    Tony Surley, wooden leg and titanium foot and still plays

  

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The bar

 

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Val D’Isaire beer and skiing

  

SECRET CRUSH: All the dear Jane models I meet

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NAME: Ed Bowden

 

NICKNAMES: The Silver Fox, Forest of Dean, Twig, Ravanelli, Hi Ho, Docket, Nicky Clarke

 Ed Bowden

PLAYING POSITION: no 8 , 2nd Row, (Retired!)

 

YEARS AT OLNEY: 25

  

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: County Champion 100 metres freestyle, 2 Salisbury Shield wins

 

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Ding Ding officer and gentleman

  

SPORTING HERO: Peter Osgood

  

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The U 16s

  

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Any tour destination

  

SECRET CRUSH: Barry Manilow and Wpc Swallow 

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NICKNAMES: Stud, Strawberry

  

PLAYING POSITION: Flanker

  

YEARS AT OLNEY: 52

  

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Captaining the fourth team

   

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Stubble burning and playing with Robert Reid

  

SPORTING HERO: John Swallow

  

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The Meat Raffle

  

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Olney

  

SECRET CRUSH: Ed Bowden

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NAME: Matthew BoddyTrigger

 

NICKNAMES: Trigger, Sambo, Elton, Rocketman, Reggie

 

PLAYING POSITION: Line out specialist

  

YEARS AT OLNEY: 74- 06 (that makes 32 trigger)

  

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Coming 2nd to the legend Tim Hacker whilst faggot racing

 

  

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: It doesn’t really matter what I say it was probably involving me

  

SPORTING HERO: Ricky Hill and Keith Plummer

  

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The Bath

  

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Iraq I believe Dave Hurley has a villa on the coast

  

SECRET CRUSH: Rusty Lee and Jan the fish woman

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NAME: Matthew ChandlerChinks ear

 

NICKNAMES: Chink, Gollum, Dobbie

  

PLAYING POSITION: Hooker

  

YEARS AT OLNEY: Life

  

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Playing with Ben Cohen at Twickenham for EMU U19s

   

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Shagging an exhaust pipe

  

SPORTING HERO: Brian Moore

  

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Getting my wedding reception for free

  

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Caravan in Norfolk 

  

SECRET CRUSH: Mark Barry’s wife

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  Mark Lay
NAME:             MARK LAY
 
NICKNAMES:       RUDDLES
 
PLAYING POSITION:     SECOND ROW
 
YEARS AT OLNEY:    16 YEARS

 

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:

 

  1. GETTING THE PHONE CALL FROM MULLER IN 1994 FOR  MY FIRST TEAM DEBUT AGAINST OMT’S.
  2. WINNING THE LEWIS SHIELD IN 1996.
  3. BUCKS CUP SEMI FINAL (DURING THE MID 90’S) OLNEY BEAT MARLOW 18-15 IN EXTRA TIME. IT WAS THE LAST KICK OFF THE GAME IN FRONT OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST CROWDS DOWN AT OLNEY.
  4. PLAYING IN ALL THE FIRST TEAM GAMES DURING THE “ROCK & ROLL” YEARS 1998-2000
  5. BEING AWARDED MY COUNTY COLOUR HONOURS.
  6. PLAYING WITH THE CURRENT FIRST TEAM SQUAD
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:
 
    1.   WHEN THE OPPOSITION PLAYED NAKED HUMAN SKITTLES IN THE MAIN BAR SEVERAL YEARS AGO.
    2.   GREG WILCOX TURNING UP PISSED FROM A CHRISTMAS DO AND TAKING THE FIRST TEAM FOR A TRAINING SESSION.

    3.  COACH LES COOKS PRE MATCH SPEECH “ RIGHT LADS F***ING HIT THEM  HARD, TURN THEM OVER, STUFF THEIR HEADS IN GROUND, SPIT IN THEIR FACE  AND CALL THEM W**KERS”

    4.  R WHITES LEMONADE NIGHT FOR COACH GEOFF JANES AFTER THE TOWCESTER GAME.

 

SPORTING HERO:     AT OLNEY RFC: ALEX WILCOX, PETE KEMBLE & STUART HOWKINS

                                       NATIONALLY –  SIR STEVE REDGRAVE, LAWRENCE DALLAGLIO & FREDDIE FLINTOFF.

 

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC:     MY DAD, THE PEOPLE/SUPPORTERS AND THE PLAYERS THAT STICK BY THE CLUB WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN AND KEEP FAITH.

 

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:    SNIPE POOL, EMBERTON PARK

 

SECRET CRUSH: CAN’T SAY (HONKY KNOWS)

 

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 John Swallow
 
NAME:           JOHN SWALLOW     
 
NICKNAMES:      DOVE, LOVEJOY
 
PLAYING POSITION:         4
 
YEARS AT OLNEY:    34
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:          Winning yard of cider at Howkins barn dance
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:       Andy Mallard putting a turd on football Baz’s head on tour
 
SPORTING HERO:  Mick the munch
 
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC:      Dean Crafter
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:    South Africa Lions 1997
 
SECRET CRUSH:     Pigman

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NAME:      Aby RobergeAby

 

NICKNAMES:    Abs or Abs smabs or ROBERGE!

 

PLAYING POSITION:   13 or 10

 

YEARS AT OLNEY:    3 1/2 years

 

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:   Beating London Welsh in the cup final last year;
 it was very sweet after they beat us the year before on penalty kicks!!

 

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:   There have been very many. On the playing front: watching Cptn Kath trying to do a chip and chase, and completely missing the ball and then knocking the ball on!! She only had one defender left to beat!!!

In the Clubhouse: Watching the locals do Father Abraham for the first time. You should charge for that kind of entertainment!!

 

SPORTING HERO:    Got to be Freddie Flintoff. Met him a couple of years ago and he’s lovely!!

 

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC:   Playing in Pink and Grey (sorry Cerise and French Grey!), the Clubhouse entertainment, everything really.

 

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:   Canada lots to see and do.

 

SECRET CRUSH:   It would have to be between Tom and The Silver Fox!!! 

 

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NICKNAMES: Lol  Grumpy
 
PLAYING POSITION: Prop
 
YEARS AT OLNEY: 9
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Being told to retire
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Too grumpy to have one
 
SPORTING HERO: Jason Leonard
 
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Its welcoming and cosmopolitan approach to outsiders
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Rome
 
SECRET CRUSH: Apple or Orange

 

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   jo rathbone
NAME:      Jo Rathbone
 
NICKNAMES:    None that I know of…
 
PLAYING POSITION:     Sideline; opposition abuser
 
YEARS AT OLNEY:    3 1/2
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:   Scoring a try from more than five metres
out, without needing the administration of oxygen afterwards (and some England stuff
ages and ages ago when I was fitter…and slimmer….and faster….and younger…)
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:    Needing to be rescued from sleeping in the
ladies toilet at the May Ball by Buster wielding a fireman’s axe... I don’t remember it,
but it sure has been cause for many a laugh at me since!
 
SPORTING HERO:   Andrew Strauss for his awesome catch to dismiss Adam Gilchrist, England v Australia, Ashes Series 4th Test, Nottingham, August 27, 2005!! Still doesn’t make me want to play cricket more than rugby though… 
 
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC:   How can you sum it up? I love this club. I shall miss it sooooo much. What other club can you go to and be provided with more home-grown beetroot than you can eat?
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:   Newcastle! It’s got sub-zero temperatures, the lasses wear next to nothing on a night out, you’ll never understand a word anyone says, they drink weird brown stuff out of big bottles and its miles and miles away. Don’t forget to come and visit – lots!
 
SECRET CRUSH:   Well, that’s tricky isn’t it? If I tell you and you post it on the website, its hardly going to be secret anymore is it? On, go on then.... its Lloydy... my secret is out…
 
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NAME:
Sam Baker
NICKNAMES: Baker Sam
PLAYING POSITION: Lock, Centre, Wing & Full Back (Utility)
YEARS AT OLNEY: 4
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Sex object of the tour Amsterdam 2006
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Naked skittles against the Canadians
SPORTING HERO: Jonny Carr
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Enthusiastic bar staff
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Prague
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 Lipsiticks Lips
  
NAME:     Alison Taylor
 
NICKNAMES:     Lipstick
 
PLAYING POSITION:         (Back) Row
 
YEARS AT OLNEY:             
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:  Getting to the English Cup final for U16s basketball but sadly losing!
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:     Repeatedly falling over at the May Ball
 
SPORTING HERO:   Don’t really have one but Ben Cohen rates highly for the 2002/3 season he played in all of England's matches, scoring a spectacular try against the All Blacks and put in a try-saving tackle on Ben Blair. One of his most memorable tries was scored against Australia in June 2003 as England swept aside the host nation by 25-14, to complete their southern hemisphere tour unbeaten.
 
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC:  The people, the vegetables, the wit …. um not so sure about the last one!
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:  New York – the dirt, grime, noise.  It is the best city in the World!
 
SECRET CRUSH:  Ed Bowden – I have heard so much about the young toned body below the old face!
 

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NAME:           Dean Henrickson
 
NICKNAMES:          Deano
 
PLAYING POSITION:         Tighthead Prop
 
YEARS AT OLNEY: 3
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:  Being at the world cup seven rows back when Mr Wilkinson popped that beautiful ball between the posts. Note:  I was dressed at Elvis at the time!
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: “Nearly Done”
 
SPORTING HERO: Me
 
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Me
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Anywhere where Trigger’s brother is not in charge of the foreign office.
 
SECRET CRUSH: Me
 

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NICKNAMES: Princess
 
PLAYING POSITION: Fullback
 
YEARS AT OLNEY: 4
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Winning the Cup Final
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Trying to fight on several occasions
and missing the ball when taking a conversion
 
SPORTING HERO: Joe Dorrill
 
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The Socials, and of course the Panto
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Great Yarmouth Tour 2005
 
SECRET CRUSH: Eminem 

  

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NICKNAMES: Harry
 
PLAYING POSITION: Second Row
 
YEARS AT OLNEY: 19
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: My Olney Blazer
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Anything Macca ever said in a pre-match grip-up.  Most notably, passionately remarking in his Scottish Accent how we were ‘all local lads’, while French Yves, Kiwi Hal, South African Laurence, Wolverstani T-Rex and German Gunter were in the team.
 
SPORTING HERO: Bob Whitehead.
 
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Joe Dorrill
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Harvey Jones’s Gaff – great breakfast!
 
SECRET CRUSH: Rory’s Mum.

  

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 cherry
 
NICKNAMES: Cherry, Badger Fat
 
PLAYING POSITION: Full Back
 
YEARS AT OLNEY: 6
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: 3rd in Great Britain in the national Boys Clubs and Youth Clubs Table Tennis Championship
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: My first tour in Skegness (although not what happened after it)
 
SPORTING HERO: Mike Teague (Man of the tour, 1989 Lions tour of New Zealand)
 
SPORTING ANTI-HERO: Jeremy Guscott, Laurence Delallio, Matt Dawson.
 
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Crowd banter at the referee
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Watching England play a test match in India
 
SECRET CRUSH: Malcolm Preedy
 
BIGGEST HATE: Bath Rugby Club. Closely followed by Leicester and Wasps.

  

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 Clair Swallow
 
NICKNAMES: PC and various others
 
PLAYING POSITION: Front Row
 
YEARS AT OLNEY: Too Many
 
GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Cup Final win, Playing Welsh representative rugby even though I am English !!, Police Team
 
BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Every Panto and Basher on the sidelines
 
SPORTING HERO:  Honkey until I beat him in the Marathon, then Lol the invisible man (great hump)
 
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC:      The Meat Raffle
 
BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Lions Tour anywhere despite losing
 
SECRET CRUSH: The Silver Fox

  

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NICKNAMES: Belch

PLAYING POSITION: 6 or 7

YEARS AT OLNEY: 2hrs on 14/10/06

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: 1st team Blazer

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: representing Colts (and winning) and winning the Faggot race

SPORTING HERO: Macca

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The colours

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Clifton Hills and Emberton Park

SECRET CRUSH: Williams

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 Kirsty
 
NAME:   Kirsty Duncan
 
NICKNAMES: Ginge / Fiesty bitch

PLAYING POSITION: 9 or wherever I fall

YEARS AT OLNEY: played since aged 9

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: black belt in Karate

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: tried to kick the ball in the cup final and it went backwards so I threw a paddy

SPORTING HERO: Helen Melon

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Friendly atmosphere and drinking 

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