Player Profiles

NAME: SCOTT FILLER
Fuller

NICKNAME:                                    FULLER
PLAYING POSITION:                      11,12,14,15
STARTED PLAYING RUGBY:          1991
YEARS AT OLNEY RFC:                  4
PREVIOUS CLUBS:                         AMPTHILL,BIGGLESWADE & BEDFORDSHIRE TIGERS

SPORTING ACHIEVEMENTS:-   -EAST MIDLANDS U16,U17,U18 (2001-2003)
                                                -BEDFORDSHIRE COUNTY U13,U14,U15
                                                -SARACENS ACADEMY 1999-2001
                                                -WINNING THE NATIONAL 10'S FOR BEDFORDSHIRE IN COMMONWEALTH GAMES STADIUM
                                                -TOURING SOUTH AFRICA 2001 (WON 5 OUT OF 6), AUS & NZ 2003(WON 6 OUT OF 7)
                                                -WINNING SCOTTISH AMICABLE FINAL IN TWICKENHAM (BY TOSS OF A COIN AFTER E.T!!)
                                                -PLAYING FOR BIGGLESWADE U16 RANKED FIRST IN THE COUNTRY!!
                                                -WINNING LEWIS SHIELD AT FRANKLIN GARDENS 2006!!

BEST COMEDY MOMENT:                     ROSS KEENAN'S DUMMIE KICK AGAINST BUCKINGHAM 1'S ON 1-12-2007

SPORTING HERO:                   MATT KING (FORMER TEAM MATE)-PARALYSED AT THE AGE OF 17
                                                WHILST PLAYING FOR LONDON BRONCOS.SINCE BECOMING COMPLETELY
                                                PARALYSED HE HAS SET RECORDS FOR QUADRAPLEGIC SKIING, HAS
                                                COMPLETED THE GT NORTH RUN & NY MARATHON IN HIS CHAIR, HE HAS
                                                ALSO ACHIEVED A FIRST CLASS IN LAW AND IN HIS SPARE TIME HE
                                                COACHES YOUTH RUGBY AT HIS FORMER CLUB. A TRUE HERO!!!

BEST THINGS ABOUT OLNEY RFC:            PLAYING RUGBY IN PINK!!! TEBBY'S EXCLUSIVE RANGE OF KIT!!

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:                       DURBAN-S.A, LAKE TAUPO-N.Z

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NAME: Sarah Larner

NICKNAME: Munchkin, Larne

PLAYING POSITION: Number 7

YEARS AT OLNEY: 2-ish

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Receiving Player's Player of the Season 2005-6

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Trying to catch the ball and it landing on my head instead

SPORTING HERO: John Gadd (Old Gloucester player & fab flanker)

BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY: The people, the beer & the rubber ducks in the bath. Who needs anything more!

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Kenya

SECRET CRUSH: Only one man for me and that's Ash (Ed: AAAhhhh but No fun Munchy!!)

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NAME: Terri Denham

NICKNAME: Wiggy, Wiggster, Wiggmiester, Wiggs, Wiggfield you get the drift...

PLAYING POSITION: Second Row

YEARS AT OLNEY: 6 months

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: England basketball trials when i was 16, and nearly getting a scholarship from a NBWA scout.

every game with the pink ladies...

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: There's been so many, far too many to mention... playing musical chairs at the xmas do and scrapping with Davey over the last chair.... getting my foot stuck in a stool... but by far the best comedy moment has got to be seeing Tim in a pink dressing gown, (which he still claims is Hellie's) when he came to tell us off for making too much noise at half 4 in the morning...

SPORTING HERO: Helon Melon and Tanya

BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY: one word... everything

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Newquay... or Boston, USA

SECRET CRUSH: Now that would be telling....

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NAME: Stuart Howkins

NICKNAMES: Honkey

PLAYING POSITION: Back Row

YEARS AT OLNEY: Life

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Winning the Mens Pancake Race

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Tour to Margate 2002 (that’s is all I am willing to say)

SPORTING HERO: Daley Thompson and Bryan Robson

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: All the different characters : Father Pat, RaRa, I Longmire, P Golding, Gavin Gracie, Les Cook, Mark Grady, B whitehead, Chink, S.G.W

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Isle of Wight

SECRET CRUSH: Sarah Beeney / Keeley Hazel

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Stuart Lawrence

NAME: Stuart Lawrence

NICKNAMES: Stubok

PLAYING POSITION: 6, 7 or 8 if really needed

YEARS AT OLNEY: 5 Years (though probably injured for 3 :o)

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:

BUSA Rugby Winner 2000 (Exeter)

RORC Fastnet race 1999

December Player of the month – totally stoked!

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:

Where do I start…

Pdiddy’s chip and chase and the bare arsing he got for it in training last week. Macca’s ‘We’re all locals boys’ speech – The comedy genius!

Working out in the gym, or gay bar as it is known. Always good for a laugh.

SPORTING HERO:

Joel Stranski – 95 world cup winning drop kick

AJ Venter – Awesome back row hero!

Olney’s very own Honky – He must eat Duracell for breakfast

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC:

Excellent bunch of people!

Cerise & French Grey - yeah baby!

Oh and Joe’s baths – keep up the great work Joe!

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION:

Breckenridge Colorado. Incredible powder, endless runs, and a good night out.

Cape Town. What an awesome city! Great vino too!

J9 - M1

SECRET CRUSH:

Hmmm, there are a couple of feisty pink ladies out there, but that would be telling, and a gentleman never tells.

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NAME: Ross Stewart

NICKNAMES: Rossco

PLAYING POSITION: Back row/fly half

YEARS AT OLNEY: 2

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Hole in one Mowsebery golf course 2002, Hole 5 par 3

First team appearance for Bedford in the record defeat to Richmond

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Dowsett's throwing in followed by Smudge's kicking

SPORTING HERO: Dean Richards / Michael Jordan

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The flags of the world Match balls

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Byron Bay Austraila

SECRET CRUSH: (He won't say - I think Davey)

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NAME: Paul Dowsett

NICKNAMES: PD, Pdiddy, Tango, Dowse, Pigmy

PLAYING POSITION: Prop

YEARS AT OLNEY: 20 years

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: County 2^nd Row

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Lloydy hooking for me when 4^th team captain

SPORTING HERO: Macca, Brian Moore

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Joes baths

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Bathers / Goozey

SECRET CRUSH: Joan Keech

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NAME: Dave Smith

NICKNAMES: Smudge, Shcoles, Ginger Flash

PLAYING POSITION: Fly Half, Centre, Fullback

YEARS AT OLNEY: 11

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: 1^st Team Captain / East Mids

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Every game with Macca

SPORTING HERO: Chappy the highest scoring blindman in world rugby

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Joes baths

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Anywhere I don’t get burnt

SECRET CRUSH: Whoever O.C is seeing

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NAME: George Stanton

NICKNAMES: G - Unit

PLAYING POSITION: Prop

YEARS AT OLNEY: 7

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Colt of the year 2004/2005, Club Blazer, East Mids U21s

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Naked Skittles, Naked Bar and The Sniper on the Hill

SPORTING HERO: Jason Leonard

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Joes baths

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Hunstanton / Wisbech

SECRET CRUSH: Me

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NAME: Kath Hardwick

NICKNAMES: Hardon, Curly Kath, Captain Kath, Hard-pr*ck

PLAYING POSITION: Inside Centre

YEARS AT OLNEY: 10

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Winning the national cup final, beating London Welsh in a superb revenge match. Also high on my list is beating Cherry at scrabble - once....

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Hacker's stubble burning about 6 years ago. It was the horrific and hilarious rolled into one, and I'll never forget the smell. On the pitch, Kirsty Duncan always provides good comedy bundling into one fight or another...and Davey is good comedy with her attempts to fight!

SPORTING HERO: Martin Johnson, Freddie Flintoff and Jo Rathbone pre-pregnancy (rock hard on the pitch and a real feisty laydeeeee!)

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The huge support that our ladies team get, the unexpected moments of random comedy, and the big radox bath after a cold muddy game...blissful

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Skeggy, on rugby tour. The smell of the chip fat, the lights of the pier, what's not to love?

SECRET CRUSH: Harry. He's such a cutie (despite his foul mouth)!!

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NAME: Gavin Fogg

NICKNAMES: Foggy

PLAYING POSITION: 12 out and possibly 6

YEARS AT OLNEY: 3 1/2

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: like wine getting better with age yet to happen

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: run around town, Southend tour

SPORTING HERO: Tony Surley, wooden leg and titanium foot and still plays

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The bar

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Val D’Isaire beer and skiing

SECRET CRUSH: All the dear Jane models I meet

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NAME: Ed Bowden

NICKNAMES: The Silver Fox, Forest of Dean, Twig, Ravanelli, Hi Ho, Docket, Nicky Clarke

Ed Bowden

PLAYING POSITION: no 8 , 2^nd Row, (Retired!)

YEARS AT OLNEY: 25

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: County Champion 100 metres freestyle, 2 Salisbury Shield wins

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Ding Ding officer and gentleman

SPORTING HERO: Peter Osgood

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The U 16s

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Any tour destination

SECRET CRUSH: Barry Manilow and Wpc Swallow

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NAME: Pete Kemble

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NICKNAMES: Stud, Strawberry

PLAYING POSITION: Flanker

YEARS AT OLNEY: 52

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Captaining the fourth team

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Stubble burning and playing with Robert Reid

SPORTING HERO: John Swallow

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The Meat Raffle

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Olney

SECRET CRUSH: Ed Bowden

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NAME: Matthew Boddy Trigger

NICKNAMES: Trigger, Sambo, Elton, Rocketman, Reggie

PLAYING POSITION: Line out specialist

YEARS AT OLNEY: 74- 06 (that makes 32 trigger)

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Coming 2^nd to the legend Tim Hacker whilst faggot racing

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: It doesn’t really matter what I say it was probably involving me

SPORTING HERO: Ricky Hill and Keith Plummer

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: The Bath

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Iraq I believe Dave Hurley has a villa on the coast

SECRET CRUSH: Rusty Lee and Jan the fish woman

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NAME: Matthew Chandler Chinks ear

NICKNAMES: Chink, Gollum, Dobbie

PLAYING POSITION: Hooker

YEARS AT OLNEY: Life

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT: Playing with Ben Cohen at Twickenham for EMU U19s

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY: Shagging an exhaust pipe

SPORTING HERO: Brian Moore

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: Getting my wedding reception for free

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Caravan in Norfolk

SECRET CRUSH: Mark Barry’s wife

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NAME: MARK LAY

NICKNAMES: RUDDLES

PLAYING POSITION: SECOND ROW

YEARS AT OLNEY: 16 YEARS

GREATEST SPORTING ACHIEVEMENT:

GETTING THE PHONE CALL FROM MULLER IN 1994 FOR MY FIRST TEAM DEBUT AGAINST OMT’S.
WINNING THE LEWIS SHIELD IN 1996.
BUCKS CUP SEMI FINAL (DURING THE MID 90’S) OLNEY BEAT MARLOW 18-15 IN EXTRA TIME. IT WAS THE LAST KICK OFF THE GAME IN FRONT OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST CROWDS DOWN AT OLNEY.
PLAYING IN ALL THE FIRST TEAM GAMES DURING THE “ROCK & ROLL” YEARS 1998-2000
BEING AWARDED MY COUNTY COLOUR HONOURS.
PLAYING WITH THE CURRENT FIRST TEAM SQUAD

BEST COMEDY MOMENT AT OLNEY:

1. WHEN THE OPPOSITION PLAYED NAKED HUMAN SKITTLES IN THE MAIN BAR SEVERAL YEARS AGO.

2. GREG WILCOX TURNING UP PISSED FROM A CHRISTMAS DO AND TAKING THE FIRST TEAM FOR A TRAINING SESSION.

3. COACH LES COOKS PRE MATCH SPEECH “ RIGHT LADS F***ING HIT THEM HARD, TURN THEM OVER, STUFF THEIR HEADS IN GROUND, SPIT IN THEIR FACE AND CALL THEM W**KERS”

4. R WHITES LEMONADE NIGHT FOR COACH GEOFF JANES AFTER THE TOWCESTER GAME.

SPORTING HERO: AT OLNEY RFC: ALEX WILCOX, PETE KEMBLE & STUART HOWKINS

NATIONALLY – SIR STEVE REDGRAVE, LAWRENCE DALLAGLIO & FREDDIE FLINTOFF.

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT OLNEY RFC: MY DAD, THE PEOPLE/SUPPORTERS AND THE PLAYERS THAT STICK BY THE CLUB WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN AND KEEP FAITH.

BEST HOLIDAY DESTINATION: SNIPE POOL, EMBERTON PARK

SECRET CRUSH: CAN’T SAY (HONKY KNOWS)

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